{"type":"general","setup":"When does a joke become a dad joke?","punchline":"When it becomes apparent.","id":281}

{"slip": { "id": 81, "advice": "Age is of no importance, unless you are a cheese."}}

{"type":"programming","setup":"Why don't programmers like nature?","punchline":"Too many bugs.","id":440}

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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear the news?","punchline":"FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.","id":99}

{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}

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{"type":"general","setup":"Where do bees go to the bathroom?","punchline":"The BP station.","id":284}

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